Have you ever wanted to conquer dungeons or roam the prairie-lands that have been meticulously hand-AI generated to create a seamless and inclusive experience that mirrors your life’s lack of intrigue? Look no further!
Today, the one hit wonder studio Studio-Studios-Witless witnessed their first ever launch of their fourth game to ever have five official launches into early-access: “Breath-in-Darkness-Dark-Evil” is a survival exploration game that combines mechanics from incredible 1990’s-esque gameplay such as mining, crafting, building, and fighting.
The game also introduces it’s own twist on the survival-craft formula by inventing such mechanics such as and also!
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You can help support Studio-Studios-Witless by pre-ordering the Beta version of the game set to release in five years. Package options include;
- “Breath-in-Darkness-Dark-Evil: Immoral Edition”: $40 and comes with a pre-artworked physical map on a piece of construction paper (DIY instructions included).
- “Breath-in-Darkness-Dark-Evil: Distasteful Edition”: $45 and comes with all of the Immoral Edition perks as well as the greatest body pillow of your favorite underage anime girlfriend, you prison-bound unlovable degenerate, you.
- “Breath-in-Darkness-Dark-Evil: Moral Good Guy Ending Edition”: $100 and there aren’t any other endings other than the one that hasn’t been added yet, but the title of this edition sure does make you think that there might be! Includes nothing from the other versions as a bonus for your support.
This indie game/survival game/game game, funded by Microsoft’s left pinkie finger, might have a lot of jank to it, but we here at ThisGameHasALittleSomethingForEveryone9/10.com
have played 37 minutes of the demo and are convinced that what this game lacks in quality, artwork, soul, fun, intriguing mechanics, optimization, common sense, meaningful progression, reasonable pricing, and control schemes, it makes up for with heart.
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